Lyrics Oompa Loompa - Harry Connick Jr

Oompa Loompa

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don’t like the look of it Oompa loompa doompety da If you’re not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it’s repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa loompa doompety da Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who’s to blame
The mother and the father
Oompa loompa doompety da If you’re not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don’t you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look
You’ll get no You’ll get no You’ll get no You’ll get no You’ll get no commercials
Oompa loompa doompety da If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the — Oompa —
Oompa Loompa Doompety do