| In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
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| Was looked on as something shocking
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| But now God knows
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| Anything goes
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| Good authors, too
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| Who once knew better words
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| Now only use four-letter words
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| Writing prose
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| Anything goes
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| The world has gone mad today
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| And good’s bad today
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| And black’s white today
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| And day’s night today
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| When most guys today
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| That women prize today are just
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| Silly gigolos
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| And though I’m not a great romancer
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| I know that I’m bound to answer when
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| You propose
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| Anything goes
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| Well, when grand-mama
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| Whose age is eighty
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| In nightclubs is getting matey
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| With gigolos
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| Anything goes
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| When mothers pack and leave poor father
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| Because thy decide they’d rathr be
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| Tennis pros
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| Anything goes
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| Just think of those shocks you’ve got
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| And those knocks you’ve got
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| From those boos you’ve got
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| From those moves you’ve got
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| And those pains you’ve got
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| If any brains you got
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| From those little radios
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| When every night
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| The set that’s smart
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| Is intruding in nudist parties
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| In studios
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| Anything goes
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| Well, the world has gone mad today
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| And good’s bad today
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| And black’s white today
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| And day’s night today
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| And that gent today
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| You gave a cent today
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| Once had several chateaus
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| And though I’m not a great romancer
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| I know that I’m bound to answer when
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| You propose
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| Oh, anything goes
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| I mean anything, man, anything goes |