Lyrics The Tool Song - HardNox

The Tool Song

I don’t know… How low will she go?
I don’t know… HOW LOW WILL SHE GO?
When you met him in the summer…
He cheated on you by Halloween, with your slut ass friend in front of the whole
team!
WHY?!
Cuz he’s a two timin' tool totin' TOOLBAG, ya need to cut it off and throw it
in a trashbag!
Cuz he’s a DOUCHEBAG, fake GQ mag makes ya wanna gag got toolbag jetlag
She dates the same tools and it’s always on the rocks sayin'
«I know he’ll change he’s just so effing HOT!!!»
Datin' some wannabe French Montana «Hehhhh, what what!»
Cuz ya wanna be like a Kardashian… Be ya self don’t be like a Kardashian!
She on the Tweeter tryin' to find a little Justin Bieber
Or Johnny Football tryin' to be his little wide receiver
She dates the same tools and it’s always on the rocks sayin' «I know he’ll
change he’s just so effing HOT!!!»
Hey ladies!
Why ya cryin' all night long?
Send that DOUCHEBAG the TOOL SONG
Hey ladies!
And no more FML, share the Tool Song and tell the tool to GO TO
HELL!
And… don’t give him that, little kitty cat, play the Tool Song, baseball bat
Don’t give him that, little kitty cat, play the Tool Song, baseball bat