| I’m just a nice guy. |
| I’m mr. |
| Nice guy.
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| Since I’m a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back. |
| Back, ahhh.
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| Hey mr. |
| Nice guy
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| You’re such a nice guy.
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| Dance with me in the rain.
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| Hey mr. |
| Nice guy
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| You’re such a nice guy.
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| Relieve me of my pain.
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| Who went to oakland to get some crack?
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| Look baby, your boyfriends back.
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| Who’s your man, not me.
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| You didn’t get that tan from me,
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| Bikini wax, hair did.
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| Been best friends since we were kids,
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| But you failed to recognize,
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| What’s been right before your eyes.
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| You’d rather date dick.
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| And you give dick your body and your brains.
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| And you run to me and cry when that dick put you in pain.
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| «your just so nice, with all the right advice»
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| But next time you come to me, you wont have to ask twice.
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| All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
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| But all the assholes get all the good girls.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock.
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| And they call you s***s.
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| But I’m just a nice guy. |
| I’m mr. |
| Nice guy.
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| Since I’m a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back. |
| Back, ahhh. |
| Hey mr. |
| Nice guy
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| You’re such a nice guy.
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| Dance with me in the rain.
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| Hey mr. |
| Nice guy
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| You’re such a nice guy.
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| Relieve me of my pain.
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| Dick is an asshole. |
| I’m a nice guy.
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| Girls hug me and give me high-fives.
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| Run a c*** c*** when they cry cry cry.
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| Cause dick dropped in for a quick fly by.
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| All you girls date all the same guys,
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| Claim you were drunk or you got too high.
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| Dick got in, dick survived.
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| When all I ever wanted was a kiss goodnight.
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| Can I be a nice guy, yes I can.
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| If I was an ass would you give me a chance?
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| And I drink so I can get up in them pants.
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| I’m not at the bar tonight to dance.
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| Now back to me mr. |
| Nice guy see,
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| The one that sees you as a human being.
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| You’re a fool young lady with the sparkling teeth.
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| Now close your mouth,
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| And listen to me.
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| All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
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| But all the assholes get all the good girls.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock.
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| And they call you s***s.
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| You say I’m a nice guy, a really really nice guy. |
| Really really nice.
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| Stop asking for advice.
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| You say I’m a nice guy, a really really nice guy.
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| Really really nice.
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| Stop asking for advice.
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| Hey it’s me, dick.
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| Who’s your friend, that little prick
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| I thought I heard him talking.
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| Pull your pants down just a little bit.
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| Close your eyes, no more talk.
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| Let me work until I stop.
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| We can do some body shots.
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| Forget that little friend you lost.
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| All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
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| But all the assholes get all the good girls.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock.
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| And they call you s***s.
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| You say I’m a nice guy, a really really nice guy.
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| Really really nice.
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| Stop asking for advice.
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| You say I’m a nice guy, a really really nice guy.
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| Really really nice.
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| Stop asking for advice.
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| All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
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| But all the assholes get all the good girls.
|
| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock knock knock.
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| And they knock you up. |
| Knock knock. |
| And they call you s***s.
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| But I’m just a nice guy. |
| I’m mr. |
| Nice guy.
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| Since I’m a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back. |
| Back, ahhh. |