| When you check in the cheatin' hotel, you’ll be back
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| For another spin at the wheel and a race at the track
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| They’re off and runnin' down at the bar
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| This is Heather — This is John
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| They’re all down at the cheatin' hotel lookin' for fun
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| Yea I’m the bartender in here and it’s quite a scene
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| The women get dressed to kill and slip off their rings
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| Their husbands meet them an hour later
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| She’ll have friends all around the table
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| And introduce the old man as one of her latest flings
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| Then they go out on the dance floor
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| Now there’s a new man to sway for
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| And touch and talk and sip some more red wine
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| Then the slow dances get much closer
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| And now’s the time for low words
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| That guy there with your wife’s my husband but it’s OK
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| Then I watch all of them leave
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| Then they share a stare and a squeeze
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| Now I don’t know if it’s wrong or right
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| I’m sure it feels good at the time
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| But if you keep on playin' this game you’ll lose your mind
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| 'Cause they’re thinkin' about him or her
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| Then they feel like a piece of dirt
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| It’s time to check out of the cheatin' hotel and go home for good
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| We get quite a few attractive lonely wives
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| They come in the bar together about six forty-five
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| And sit down and say with their eyes
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| My friend and I are lookin' for a good time
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| It don’t take long to find a couple of guys at the cheatin' hotel
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| And then they go out on the dance floor
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| Now they got a new man to sway for
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| And touch and talk and sip some more red wine
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| Then the slow dances get much closer
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| And now they whisper low words
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| Are you married, why yes I am but that’s OK
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| And they know it’s really not, look at all the trouble they got
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| If you check in the cheatin' hotel
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| Somebody somewhere’s gonna tell
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| And you’ll be in the room from hell and you can’t get away
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| The light blinks on and off
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| Bartender last round for us all
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| Oh they had a mighty hard fall down here at the cheatin' hotel |