| Oh I’d love to knock the hell out of you
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| And if you keep messin around I’m going to
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| So if you’re looking for trouble
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| Tell you what you do
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| Come over and get the shit knocked out of you
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| Now I have always been a peaceful man
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| But I get hostile if you screw up my plans
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| Do unto others as you like done to you
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| Believe me brother that is the golden rule
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| I’ve been through windows, doors, tv’s, and chairs
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| But I never let go
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| And I pulled out most of their hair
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| Now I’ve mellowed a lot since then
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| So it takes two seconds
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| For me to knock the hell right out of you
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| Oh I’d love to knock the hell out of you
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| And if you keep pushin my button I’m going to
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| So if you’re looking for trouble
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| Tell you what you do
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| Come over and get some shit knocked out of you
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| Now ladies and gentelmen
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| I know that David Allen Coe thought he had
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| the Perfect Country and Western song
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| But you don’t have to talk about
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| Drinking, or prison, or dying, or divorce
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| All you have to talk about is
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| The basic deep down human emotion
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| We all feel inside
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| That’s why this is the
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| Perfect Country and Western Song
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| 'cause I’d love to knock the hell right out of you
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| Yes sir right away! |