Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Stock Market Blues , by - Hank Williams Jr.. Release date: 18.08.2012
Song language: English
Stock Market Blues |
| Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments? |
| I wanna get the hell outta here |
| I’ve ordered my Mercedes |
| I wanna meet some classy ladies |
| And start drinkin' champagne instead of beer |
| Now I don’t have much money |
| But we could work out something |
| I could send you 20 bucks a week |
| He said that’s not how it works |
| And just what is your net worth? |
| I said my net worth is what I got on me |
| So I called up my mother in law |
| Told 'er about the add I saw |
| Guaranteeing a fortune to be made |
| I said I need a hundred thou |
| Cuz we have got to jump in now |
| We’ll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways |
| So I met her down at the bank |
| Grabbed the check and then I ran |
| As fast as I could to the store |
| Now here’s all the money |
| So pick some winner sunny |
| And call me up when we make the big score |
| Well I saw it on the evening news |
| That stock market really had the blues |
| And when it closed it set an all time low |
| I wondered where did I go wrong? |
| Why did this happen to me lord? |
| I’ve got to get that money back, you know? |
| Well I just sat there and wondered why |
| I was gonna buy low and sell it high |
| But things sure didn’t work out that way |
| I don’t know what I’m gonna do |
| And to tell y’all the truth |
| I think I’ve lost my assets today |
| Hey broker man, please don’t make no more investments |
| Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants |
| Cancel that Mercedes, I’m goin' back to the old lady |
| In Little Rock instead of Paris, France |
| Oh, I’ll never play that game again |
| I think y’all saw me comin' friend |
| And I jumped right in like a big fool |
| Oh I thought I’d make some money |
| But it’s really kinda funny |
| Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who |
| Oh, I thought I’d make some money |
| But it’s really kinda funny |
| Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who |
| Yes mother in law, I’m checkin' on it right now |