| He’s got the whitest legs this side of montana
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| Never seen a situation he couldn’t handle
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| No he’ll never give in and he always helps his friends
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| But the world today sure looks strange to him
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| His trade mark his big square grey glasses
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| He wears t-shirts he don’t care about high fashion
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| When he plays his guitar, in his mind he’s a star
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| I’m telling you hank hill is the king
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| 'Cause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)
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| And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)
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| A squirrel is a squirrel and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude
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| There’s only one show that’s worth a damn on the tube
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| Yeah he’s my hero, a man i’d be proud to know
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| I’m telling you hank hill is the king
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| Now our kind of food is barbeque and steaks
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| We hate jet skis and beaches
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| We like fishing boats and lakes
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| Close as heaven i can go is watching hunting and fishing shows
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| And hanging out down at the hardware store
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| Now texas that is one beautiful place
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| We don’t have as many weirdos as new york and l. |
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| We got our ideology and politics just right you see
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| He’s our only hope, a man we’d be proud tp know
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| I’m telling you hank hill is the king
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| 'Cause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)
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| And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)
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| A freak is a freak and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude
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| There’s only one show that’s worth a damn on the tube
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| Yeah he’s my hero, a man i’d be proud to know
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| I’m telling you hank hill is the king
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| Hank hill is the king |