
Date of issue: 05.10.1998
Record label: Curb
Song language: English
Fax Me A Beer |
Well here we are smack in the middle of the 90's high tech age |
We got lasers, cds, microchips, and fat free fat these days |
Well that’s all fine but I got a mind that’s changing to fast for me |
'Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history |
I got a brand new vcr, it’s got 29, 000 functions |
And I can’t make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction |
That’s when I got the best idea I think I had in years |
I think I’ll be cool and invent the tool that’ll fax me a beer |
Would you all please fax me a beer |
This invention is gonna set the whole world on it’s ear |
Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but this is all in the clear |
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I’ll fax you a beer |
Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see |
Why this is the latest and good ol' American high technology |
And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world |
Well hold on cause I’m working on a machine that’ll faxa real live girl |
Would you all please fax me a beer |
This invention is gonna set the whole world on it’s ear |
The old office code will never quite bet the same |
When it come cold and clear |
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I’ll fax you a beer |
Would you like me to fax me a beer |
This invention is gonna set the whole world on it’s ear |
The old office code will never be the same |
When it comes out cold and clear |
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I’ll fax you a beer |
Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I’ll fax you a beer |
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