| Well here we are smack in the middle of the 90's high tech age
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| We got lasers, cds, microchips, and fat free fat these days
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| Well that’s all fine but I got a mind that’s changing to fast for me
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| 'Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history
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| I got a brand new vcr, it’s got 29, 000 functions
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| And I can’t make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction
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| That’s when I got the best idea I think I had in years
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| I think I’ll be cool and invent the tool that’ll fax me a beer
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| Would you all please fax me a beer
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| This invention is gonna set the whole world on it’s ear
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| Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but this is all in the clear
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| Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I’ll fax you a beer
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| Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see
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| Why this is the latest and good ol' American high technology
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| And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world
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| Well hold on cause I’m working on a machine that’ll faxa real live girl
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| Would you all please fax me a beer
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| This invention is gonna set the whole world on it’s ear
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| The old office code will never quite bet the same
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| When it come cold and clear
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| Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I’ll fax you a beer
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| Would you like me to fax me a beer
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| This invention is gonna set the whole world on it’s ear
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| The old office code will never be the same
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| When it comes out cold and clear
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| Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I’ll fax you a beer
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| Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I’ll fax you a beer |