| Everything’s bad for you honey,
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| Everything’s bad for you
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| Don’t forget what your told or you’ll never grow old
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| Cause everything’s bad for you
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| Don’t laugh too much or cry too much
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| Or eat a candy bar for your lunch
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| Don’t hope don’t dope or hate the pope
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| Or use unhypoallergenic soap
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| Don’t eat don’t chew don’t drive your car
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| Or pick up strange men from the bar, don’t
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| Pet stray cats or smoke cigars
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| Cause all of it’s bad for you
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| Everything’s bad for you
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| From the sun in the sky to the gum on your shoe
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| Sleeping too much or having nothing to do
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| Everything’s bad for you
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| Oh everything’s bad for you
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| Loud rock n' roll and the government too
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| Swearing and staring in the swimming pools
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| Everything’s bad for you
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| Tha’s right…
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| TV shows and magazines
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| Huffin' on markers or gasoline
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| Dressing like a tramp or a beauty queen, and then
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| Trying to get to heaven but your hands ain’t clean yeah
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| Everything’s bad for you
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| From the sun in the sky to the gum on your shoe
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| Sleeping too much or having nothing to do
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| Everything’s bad for you
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| Oh everything’s bad for you
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| Loud rock n' roll and the government too, yeah
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| Swearing and staring in the swimming pools
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| Everything’s bad for you, honey, everything’s bad for you
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| Everything’s bad for you |