| If he were recording
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| If he were recording right now
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| Then he would be getting all this at the start
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| My track — yo we should have a freestyle on this
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| Freestyle? |
| Hit 'em off with somethin
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| Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse
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| Quit picking your nose, and come off
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| Quit picking your nose? |
| Fuck you
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| Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs
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| And five pound pronouns and predicates
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| This is Schlep’s etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins
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| Matty Duke kick the beat, and I’m rappin
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| Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg
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| That’s a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot
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| 'til your eyeballs pop out
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| So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like
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| And if I had to pick and choose
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| I’d be the indecisive dick in the votin booth
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| Laughin at my options, like
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| Stop the press, inform the media
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| Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions
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| I thought I told you, you just a toadstool
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| I’m Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess
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| It’s just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama
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| Minus the slingin stones, you’re basically defenseless
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| Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock’s cock obnoxious
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| It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers
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| Whaaaat, what? |
| (I'm sorry) |