
Date of issue: 14.11.2011
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Fueled By Ramen
Song language: English
Holy Horseshit, Batman! |
She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said «No, ma’am» |
I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program |
You tell me I’m gonna burn for lying but that He can turn water to wine? |
(laughs) |
Well if there’s a hell below then we’re all gonna' be just fine |
So there I stood six feet of sin, a walking contradiction |
But am I wrong for posing questions «or am I just another lost soul searching?» |
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she’d pray for my children |
I said, «If you’re so holy you’ll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus |
piece do you think he’d forgive me?» |
Maybe I would be a fool to think |
That somewhere in the sky’s a place for me |
What good would it be to pray for me |
You won’t save me, don’t pray for me |
Now I’ve never been religious |
I’m just a big fan of logistics |
And if it makes sense then I’m all for it |
I even pray if the situation calls for it |
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles |
I try to answer without sounding satirical |
I’m 3 years past my expiration and yet I’m still fresher than a newborn |
So I guess that’s my explanation but it’s safe to say I’ve never seen a unicorn |
and I never chase rainbows |
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes |
So does God have a favorite brand? |
And for that matter, is he even a man? |
And will I go to hell for even saying that? |
Only time will tell I’m just relaying facts |
Maybe I would be a fool to think |
That somewhere in the sky’s a place for me |
What good would it be to pray for me |
You won’t save me, don’t pray for me |
Maybe I would be a fool to think |
That somewhere in the sky’s a place for me |
What good would it be to pray for me |
You won’t save me, don’t pray for me |
Maybe I would be a fool to think |
That somewhere in the sky’s a place for me |
What good would it be to pray for me |
You won’t save me, don’t pray for me |
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