Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3, artist - Gym Class Heroes.
Date of issue: 24.07.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3 |
The bombs been detonated |
I’m just waitin' for an explosion, I was just waitin' on 2nd and it was time |
for me to close in on 3rd |
With blurred vision and in, precisely placed slurred words we started kissin' |
Man listen, it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget |
But fuck it, I was drunk and I admit I loved it |
Every last second, I couldn’t kill that thought of us butt ass naked |
Tele' surfin' with the fan on, chattin' about the session and, slowly gettin' |
into some closet skeleton confessions |
That’s when, she made a offer that I couldn’t refuse |
And chills went up and down my legs like Samoan tattoos |
She said she had a pad that wasn’t too far away, and said she’d love if I |
stayed 'til the following day |
So it was time to exit stage left, I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs, |
gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath |
And now we’re walkin' to the door but, right before we stepped outside she |
bought me one more |
And now I’m feelin' it, I had my had down my pocket but she’s stealing it, |
with our fingers in a locket and as we’re walkin' down Exchange Street, with |
our hearts pitter pattering to the same beat |
And then she popped the question like «Trav, you evah been in love? |
«I'm like «pshhh not that I recall» |
Well there was one situation, but I didn’t have the patience, or the balls to |
say it and everytime I tried I just digitally delayed it |
And it sounded like something blah blah blah blah, man my speach impetement |
left my heart vacant without a single resident |
The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in, I seen her the other |
day riding my bike and kept peddlin' |
If it wasn’t for meddlin' kids would love even exist nope, if it wasn’t for |
alcohol would I even be saying this nope |
She probably took offense, I probably started gettin' sober 'cause she started |
gettin' ugly and I think probably told her |
Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin' sweat, knew I was gettin' into |
something I’d probably regret |
Right when I lit the cigarette I caught a case of the spins, and started |
wishin' I was still at the bar with my friends |
And then it happened, I fell flat on my face |
When I awoke I found I was in a very strange place |
I must’ve got my wish granted 'cause I was butt ass naked, but the only |
downside was that the room was very vacant |
Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser, while I’m tryin' to |
deal with this hangover head pressure |
With a smile I grabbed the note, lit a smoke and sat back, «Dear whoever, |
lose my number P. S. the sex was wack» |