Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1, artist - Gym Class Heroes.
Date of issue: 24.07.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1 |
Bartender! |
«Yeah I hear your wise ass, give me a minute.» |
I’m trying to get this round over here |
«What do you think I’m just working for you here?» |
Actually, will you, will you send a drink, to the lady at the end of the bar? |
Yeah that one right there |
«Here you are miss.» |
Yeah, yeah. |
It’s on me. |
Tell her it’s from Travie |
«It's from this guy over here.» |
From the second she shimmied in |
I was intrigued by her essence |
And my first instincts to make sure that my presence was felt |
Simple and plain |
I’m probably jumping the train |
But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt |
Hit the pause button |
Damn! |
I don’t even know this girl |
And I’m already practicing my sweet-nothings |
But that’s a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart-broken, fellow like my self |
best believe (pussy) |
I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve |
But that night the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up |
Wait a minute, hold up |
I think she caught me grillin' now I’m spillin' my drink (don't look don’t look) |
I knew our feelings were in sync so now she gave me the wink |
The only problem is, I’m not your ordinary, average Romeo |
A Cyrano de Bergerac (shut the fuck up) |
In fact, I remember back in fifth grade |
I tried to read the book of love, but sadly |
The introduction didn’t grab me |
So I left it on the shelf and kept moving |
Assuming that this planet rotates |
I’ll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soulmate |
Who would’ve thunk I would be pissy ass drunk when time came for collision |
So I made the decision to just keep my composure (cool cool) |
Until she started getting closer |
And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder, and then I |
Slipped, tripped, busted my lip and fell in love |
The minute that she stepped in the door |
The type of girl I’d have to make a couple mix tapes for |
To me she equaled MC squared and everything else was mathematics |
I never took the time to practice |