Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Letter from the Scallop Boat, artist - Gwar. Album song Carnival of Chaos, in the genre Date of issue: 24.03.1997
Record label: Metal Blade Records
Song language: English
Letter from the Scallop Boat |
| Dear Oderus Urungus |
| Hey man, do you remember me? |
| I remember you |
| I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed |
| And the really bad tattoo |
| And now I’m doing 20 to life |
| for killing the guy |
| that was humping my wife |
| So I thought I’d write a letter to you |
| Scallop Boat now baby |
| Scallop boat |
| IV coke now baby |
| Funky scallop, funky scallop boat |
| I used to work on a scallop boat |
| I made some money there |
| I used to do the I.V. |
| coke |
| Lost some money there |
| Scallop boat now baby |
| Scallop boat |
| I.V. |
| coke now baby |
| Funky scallop |
| Funky scallop boat |
| Down here in jail I do as I’m able |
| Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable |
| But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here? |
| But there is one thing that I don’t understand |
| I thought The South Pole was the home of the band |
| Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond? |
| don’t break up man |
| keep it together |
| i love you guys |
| I LOVE YOU GUYS |
| funky funky |
| funky funky |
| funky funky scallop boat |