Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Vlad the Impaler, artist - Gwar. Album song Scumdogs of the Universe, in the genre Date of issue: 07.01.1990
Record label: PIT
Song language: English
Vlad the Impaler |
| Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler |
| Vlad, Vlad |
| He could have been a sailor but he’s |
| Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler |
| Vlad, Vlad |
| He could have been a whaler |
| Could have been a tailor |
| He turned out to be Norman Mailer |
| Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh! |
| He stepped back and he smoked a joint |
| Twenty thousand peasants, yeah they got the point |
| Mommy was a hamster |
| And his daddy was a jailer |
| Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure |
| He’s so glad, he’s Vlad |
| Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler |
| Vlad, Vlad |
| He could have been a sailor but he’s |
| Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler |
| Vlad, Vlad |
| Could have been a tailor |
| Could have been a whaler |
| He turned, he turned, he turned, he turned |
| Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh! |
| Ohh-oh! |
| Ohh-oh! |
| Ohh-oh! |
| Ohh-oh! |
| Ohhhh! |
| Vlad |
| When he was a boy |
| They sent him to the Turks |
| But you know they didn’t like him |
| Because all the Turks were jerks |
| When Vlad returned home, his wrath |
| For the ancients had spurned |
| But the ancient art of impalement |
| Was something that that boy had learned |
| (Hah! Hah! Hah!) |
| Oh, how he learned |
| (Hah! Hah! Hah!) |
| He learned, they burned |
| They burned and burned |
| (Hah! Hah! Hah!) |
| Rotisseries of corpses turned |
| (Hah! Hah! Hah!) |
| Oh he’s so glad |
| He’s so glad |
| He’s so glad he’s Vlad |