Lyrics Primate Camp - Guttermouth

Primate Camp

Big Bang was a theory
But now I pose a query
But my query’s like a question
Unlike a man who picked his jeans
Darwin started with crustations
Add a dose of fornications
Sprouting trees, swinging tails
And banana peeling feet
Primate Camp — Well Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp — From the oceans to the trees
Primate Camp — Chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate Camp — Spreading virus and disease
I’ve got a primate with a gun
Taylor’d better run
It looks like an A-1
And an illegal one
But I’ve seen it in a movie
It appears to be bologna
A society of monkeys
Using humans like a slave
Primate Camp — Well Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp — From the oceans to the trees
Primate Camp — Chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate Camp — Spreading virus and disease
Primate Camp — Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp — From the oceans through the trees
Primate Camp — Chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate Camp — Spreading virus and
Primate Camp!
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(Primate Camp) (x2)
Dr. Zaus the physician
And Zera pose a question
With a chromosome a missing
Can he reason, think, and speak?
Before I go much further
They like committing murder
On horseback in the future
Guess it’s part of their mystic
Now I’m straying from the topic
My nuts are microscopic
When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972
Musta been a dreaming
'cause the people payed to see 'em
From a jungle, to museum
I believe this be a zoo
Or a Primate Camp