Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mr. Barbeque, artist - Guttermouth. Album song The Album Formerly Known As Full Length LP, in the genre ПанкMr. Barbeque |
| Hey now, welcome to my house |
| I’m gonna' have a bbq and maybe i’ll invite ya' |
| Gotta side of pork |
| Gotta' side of creamy salad |
| Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid |
| Oh my god! |
| My arm’s on fire! |
| Somebody pass the dressing! |
| Everybody remain calm |
| I’m a professional |
| Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise |
| Says mr. |
| bbq |
| Hey, thanks a lot doc my arm’s feeling great |
| Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds? |
| O.k. |
| i think it’s about time for everybody’s favorite pigs feet eating contest |
| Ready? |
| go!!! |
| Well, it looks like it’s last years champion mrs. |
| brown |
| She’s in the lead |
| No, wait, it’s mr. |
| brown |
| Mrs. brown, she’s choking!!! |
| Weenies man |
| Chicken fried pork steaks |
| Skinless boneless chicken breasts |
| Mr. bbq |
| Mrs. brown is fine |
| Now it’s time to dine |
| Grab yourself a plate the pork is really great |
| You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops |
| You could get some disease |
| Or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning |
| Or drown in a kiddie pool |
| So don’t be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a |
| bbq |
| Weenies man |
| Chicken… |
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