| Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do
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| I’m pretty fuckin' glad that I’m not you
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| I know she was expecting, ah, we’d get married anyway
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| A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she’s never worked a day
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| He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
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| He’s lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
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| His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
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| Collect some life insurance is a message I convey
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| Kids are screaming
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| Wife is nagging
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| Dog is barking
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| He had to burn it down
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| Strike the match
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| Dead bolt that latch
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| Gone in a flash
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| Burn it down
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| He’s like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel
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| As soon as you tied that knot that cage was made of steel
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| I’ll enroll myself in Weight-Watchers or, maybe, join a gym
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| What about that thousand-dollar treadmill that you bought on a whim?
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| He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
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| He’s lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
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| His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
|
| Collect some life insurance is a message I convey
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| The kids are screaming
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| The wife is nagging
|
| The dog is barking
|
| He had to burn it down
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| Strike the match
|
| Dead bolt that latch
|
| Gone in a flash
|
| Burn it down
|
| The kids are screaming
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| The wife is nagging
|
| The dog is barking
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| He had to burn it down
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| Strike the match
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| Then pull that latch
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| Gone in a flash
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| Burn it down
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| Fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
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| Collect some life insurance is a message I convey |