Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Big Pink Dress, artist - Guttermouth. Album song Musical Monkey, in the genre ПанкDate of issue: 31.12.1996
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Nitro
Song language: English
Big Pink Dress |
| Howdy folks its me again got a message to convey |
| Im so confused whats to lose i think i might turn gay |
| On the day my bitch left |
| She said «stick in your rear» |
| She never thought she’d hear these words |
| «ooh your mustache is so tickly down there» |
| (drill my ass) |
| Oh god its tight |
| (drill my ass) |
| This is my first time |
| (drill my ass) |
| Love you — love you too |
| Live with bill its such a thrill |
| We get it on so fine |
| We tend our garden everyday |
| Sometimes in 69 |
| Play dress up and have puppet shows |
| We skip and dance and sing |
| He’s so helpful, shaves my back |
| Mark its my turn to wear the cowboy hat |
| (its so hard) |
| The way he holds me |
| (it's so hard) |
| I could just die |
| (it's so hard) |
| Then we go drinking |
| And we start thinking |
| But doin it liberace |
| Then we bake a quiche |
| We went to church he held my hand |
| I gazed into his eyes |
| He kissed my ear, i said oh dear |
| My shaft began to rise |
| He whispered let’s get married |
| I squeaked and shouted yes |
| Suddenly our live’s a mess |
| He wore a tux, i wore a big pink dress |
| (drill my ass) |
| Not sure i’m right |
| (drill my ass) |
| What was i thinking |
| (drill my ass) |
| I like bull fights |
| (drill my ass) |
| No more knitting |
| (drill my ass) |
| No more skipping |
| I tried it once, for a whole six months |
| But so long moustache! |