| It’s friday night, i’ve got a date
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| With this vegan girl katee
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| You know i really like her style
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| Smile, style
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| Oh, i love you, kate
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| But you’ve gone too far
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| You won’t even sit in my brand new car
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| It’s got reclining bucket seats
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| And a cd player, so what’s your fucking beef?
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| Is it my cozy leather seats?
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| Is it the covers made from sheep?
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| Ok, i guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
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| What kind of guy do you think i am?
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| You only take off your shoes when you’re in japan
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| I bought this outfit just for you
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| So what if they’re suede?
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| And now my jacket too
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| So what am i supposed to do?
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| I’ll freeze to death and catch the flu
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| Ok, i’ll do it just for you
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| We made it out and we had an ok time
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| I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
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| She said i’m sorry, mark. |
| i hope that you pull through
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| Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
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| I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
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| She said that condom you’ve got’s made from a lamb’s skin
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| So what’s your problem?
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| Last friday night, you know i had a date
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| It was with this vegan girl
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| I think her name was kate
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| If you’re lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
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| Just eat some bark and acorns
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| And she will like you more than me! |