Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song A Nice Place To Visit... , by - Guttermouth. Song from the album Gorgeous, in the genre ПанкRelease date: 31.12.1998
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Nitro
Song language: English
A Nice Place To Visit... |
| I take a look around |
| Think of places I have been |
| There really aren’t too many |
| I would like to see again |
| I’ve been to 30 |
| 8 of 50 states |
| Most of them I’d shut down |
| 3 or 4 of them are great |
| Back on the east coast |
| Dc’s a little shit hole |
| You’ll freeze to death in JERSEY |
| But florida’s the best |
| I think I would rather have |
| Prostate cancer |
| Than visit oklahoma |
| It’s those Sooner’s I detest |
| When I see the coast |
| I’m at home at last |
| Take the Lincoln Monument |
| And cram it up your ass |
| Jesus-MotherFucking-Christ, a giant ball of yarn! |
| Don’t forget to see that thing |
| When you’re on your way to Yuma |
| KOA is A-OK |
| But they ain’t got no Shoney’s |
| I love turquoise |
| And shells of abalone |
| Testicular tumors |
| Sound so much nicer |
| Than seeing Dollywood |
| In the hills of tennessee |
| Sentence me to life |
| In a tijuana prison |
| I don’t really care |
| Feed Dorito’s to the bears |
| Fireworks here and there |
| California is for me |
| M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(FART!)-i! |
| Zillions of mosquitos are |
| Gnawing on my thigh |
| I really love antiquing |
| I bought some decoy ducks |
| In some states your sister |
| Is the only one you fuck |
| The nascar whores of north carolina |
| With ovarian cysts |
| The size of missouri |
| Do yourself and stay in California |
| Bye… bye…bye…goodbye! |