| Went to a movie called The Decline
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| There were more pigs then people in line
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| We sold some lodes to get up the cash
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| Who was the star Darby Crash
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| His style was brash
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| When hooked on smack you’ll sing like trash
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| Record labels steal all the cash
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| Just sign here your owned by Slash
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| Don ran the board at the Cathey De Grande
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| Tuesday nights we’re sorta outta hand
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| 10 black beauty’s not much to ask
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| He preferred to be referred as Mr. Crash
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| His style was brash
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| When hooked on smack you’ll sing like trash
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| Record labels steal all the cash
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| Just sign here your owned by Slash
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| Not many things rhyme with Crash
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| Let’s burn a flag and clean up the ash
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| Your new hero Johnny Cash
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| That good old boy hes been outclassed
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| His style was brash
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| When hooked on smack you’ll sing like trash
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| Record labels steal all the cash
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| Just sign here your owned by Slash
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| Australian they take out the garky
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| Thats something that rhymes with Darby
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| Lets beg for change and eat at Arby’s
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| Two beef and cheddar for my friend Darby Crash |