| There was a case of old nasal spray I bought at a thrift store
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| I ain’t left my place in twenty days and I can’t get off the floor
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| Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
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| Bar stool mountain expiditioneers
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| I’m done with whiskey, wine, and beer
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| It’s nasal spray from this day here
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| It seems I’m drunk on drip again
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| And as usual my head is spinning
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| Just so I can breathe some more
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| As usual I’ve gone too far
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| Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
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| Bar stool mountain climbing gear
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| I’m done with whiskey, wine, and beer
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| It’s nasal spray from this day here
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| It’s probably the fact that that box
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| Was out in the rain, the cold, and the hot
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| I guess that’s probably why
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| It ends up getting me so high
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| Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
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| Mountain bar stool climbing hat
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| (Drunk) It’s nasal spray from this day here
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| Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
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| Chop down them corn cob fears
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| (High) It’s nasal spray from this day here'
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| Day here'
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| I’m just gonna stay here |