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Date of issue: 10.10.2011
Song language: English
Jed The Humanoid |
Last night something pretty bad happened. |
We lost a friend, |
All shocked and broken, |
Shut down, exploded. |
JED-E3 is what we first called him. |
Then it was «Jed,» |
But Jed’s system’s dead. |
Therefore, so’s Jed. |
We assembled him in the Kitchen, |
Made out of this and |
Made out of that and |
Whatever was at hand. |
When we finished Jed we were so proud. |
We celebrated, |
Congratulated, |
At what we’d created. |
Jed could run or walk, sing or talk, and |
Compile thoughts, and |
Solve lots of problems. |
We learned so much from him. |
A couple years went by and something happened. |
We gave Jed less attention. |
We had new inventions. |
We left for a convention. |
Jed had found our booze and drank every drop. |
He fizzled and popped, |
He rattled and knocked, |
Finally he just stopped. |
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The Crystal Lake | 2011 |
Summer Here Kids | 1996 |
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Collective Dreamwish Of Upperclass Elegance | 1996 |
Hewlett's Daughter | 2011 |
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He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot | 2011 |
Nonphenomenal Lineage | 1996 |
Jed's Other Poem (Beautiful Ground) | 2011 |
Chartsengrafs | 2011 |
Way We Won't | 2017 |
Laughing Stock | 1996 |
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Underneath The Weeping Willow | 2011 |
Now It's On | 2002 |
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