Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Walter, Walter, Lead Me To The Alter, artist - Gracie Fields.
Date of issue: 07.09.2010
Song language: English
Walter, Walter, Lead Me To The Alter |
Walter and me, we’ve been courtin' for years |
But he’s never asked me to wed |
When Leap Year comes round I give three hearty cheers |
Hip-hip-hooray, hip-hip-hooray, hip-hip-hooray |
As I do the askin' instead |
I don’t want to die an old maid |
So I sing him this serenade: |
Walter-er, Walter, lead me to the altar |
I’ll make a better man of you |
Walter, Walter, buy the bricks and mortar |
And we’ll build a love nest for two |
My bottom drawer’s all packed and ready |
My bridal gown’s as good as new |
Walter, Walter, lead me to the altar |
And make all me nightmares come true |
Walter, Walter, lead me to the altar |
I don’t cost much to keep in food |
Walter-er, Walter, mother says you oughta |
So take me while she’s in the mood |
You know I’m very fond of chickens |
We’ll raise a lovely little brood |
Walter, Walter, lead me to the altar |
And I’ll show you where I’m tattooed |
Walter, Walter, lead me to the altar |
Don’t say I’ve met me Waterloo |
Walter, Walter, tears are tasting salter |
And I’ve lost me handkerchief too |
Don’t muck the goods about no longer |
My old age pension’s nearly due |
Walter, Walter, lead me to the altar |
It’s either the workhouse or you… |
Oh dear, it is an all, it is an all |
I’m gettin' older every day |