Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday?, artist - Gracie Fields. Date of issue: 31.08.2013
Song language: English
What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday? |
| Oh dear, I am worried |
| I know I’m laughin' really, but I am worried |
| It’s my brother’s birthday and I don’t know what to buy him, oh dear |
| Can I ask you a question, a question that’s silly? |
| It’s something I can’t figure out, I hope you won’t say no |
| It’s all about my brother, my brother, John Willy |
| He’s joined a nudist colony, so what I want to know |
| What can you buy a nudist on his birthday, birthday? |
| What sought of birthday present can you buy? |
| I can’t think what to give him, no matter how I try |
| Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie? |
| What can you give a nudist for a present? |
| The things I used to buy him would be wrong |
| I’d send a cheque but dash it, how could he go out and cash it |
| What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along? |
| What can you give a nudist for his birthday? |
| What sought of birthday present can you buy? |
| I bought a pair of braces, just like a silly pup |
| But what’s the good of braces if there’s nought wants holdin' up? |
| What can you give a nudist for a present? |
| I’m sure a bowler hat would be all wrong |
| And he’s not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella |
| Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along, oh dear-dear? |
| I’ve been in holy terror the time they |
| I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo |
| A bicycle sounds stupid when you’re dressed up like Cupid |
| I must send something soon, and oh, that’s why I’m askin' you |
| What can you give a nudist on his birthday? |
| What sought of birthday present can you buy? |
| And here’s another riddle, but give it up I won’t |
| When at a dance, do they wear fancy dress or do they don’t? |
| What can you give a nudist for a present? |
| I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong |
| And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of Willy |
| What can you give a? |
| What can you give a nudist on his birthday? |
| What sought of birthday present can you buy? |
| I have heard that they play hockey, so something I have got |
| But I don’t know for certain if they wear shin guards or not |
| What can you give a nudist for a present? |
| A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong |
| She said good gracious madam, just imagine spats on Adam |
| What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along |
| Oh dear-dear, what can I buy, no let’s be, really there is, no honest, |
| what can I buy |
| A lump of soap |
| A lump of soap, oh that’s a good idea, a lump of soap |
| And he’s always smoky too, that’s good, thank you very much |