| Mr. Mechanic what is happening here
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| My body’s losing water like a hydrant
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| Sparky once told me I’d be getting this way
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| Play it cool keep my hands off the siren
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| Well look out man if this is what I’ve been
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| missing, gonna practice it everyday
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| And take my chances with exotic dancers
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| 'til the gift has petered away
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| There were bad times when my tank was
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| running dry, and my machine couldn’t shift
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| into its gears
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| And on cold days it would stall — so I almost
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| junked it all
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| Oh no no I never felt like this before
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| Got the taste I’ll be coming back for more
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| Oh no no I never thought I’d get this far
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| Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar
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| Ooh la la
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| Driving myself 'til I’m sick and crazy
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| my wipers aren’t clearing my view
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| Freezing my ass 'cause my heater’s busted
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| Skin turning bluer than blue
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| and my tires are bald but loving it all
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| Hornicating on the wet road
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| Mr. Mechanic I started to panic, hit the
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| brake, my fluid was low
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| Oh no no I never felt like this before
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| Got the taste I’ll be coming back for more
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| Oh no no I never thought I’d get this far
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| Now I’m over-running, my radiator over-heating
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| But I can’t keep my foot off the gas
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| speeding like a demon and my passenger
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| is screaming hope this feeling will last
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| I take her to the floor hoping there’ll be more
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| working off my simonize
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| Happy to discover what it is to be a lover
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| Ooh I’m glad I’m well and alive
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| Oh no no I never felt like this before
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| Got the taste I’ll be coming back for more
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| Oh no no I never thought I’d get this far
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| Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar
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| Ooh la la |