| I walked into a bar on a Friday night
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| I was there to have me a good time
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| I bought a drink for my lady at the pinball game
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| She said, «My name is Deon and before we go on
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| Let me guess your name.»
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| Bill means tall, and Joe means cute
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| Fred means cool, and Tom is smart, who are you?
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| Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
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| Since your face could stop a clock
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| I’ll call you Coo Coo Coo
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| «Very funny»
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| I just laughed to show her I was sharp as a tack
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| She said, «Better beat it turkey, before my boyfriend gets back.»
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| Too late too late too late now you’re in a mess
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| He said, «I'm her man, do you know who I am?»
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| I sez now «let me guess»
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| Bill means tall, and Joe means cute
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| Fred means cool, and Tom is smart, who are you?
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| Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
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| Since your face could stop a clock
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| I’ll call you Coo Coo Coo
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| Next thing I know I was flying right across the room
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| He threw a wild right that missed but I tripped on a stool
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| Let me let me help you came a friendly voice
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| He sez «I'd like to introduce you to the boys»
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| This is Bill and this is Joe
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| («How ya doin', Handsome?»)
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| This is Fred and I am Tom, who are you?
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| Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
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| Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
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| Since my face could stop a clock
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| Call me Coo Coo Coo |