Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song God Saint Peter And The Guardian Angel, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Album song Worry Bomb, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.01.1995
Record label: Chrysalis
Song language: English
God Saint Peter And The Guardian Angel |
Kids are playing gangster wars |
They don’t believe in Santa Claus |
The baseball bats are soft of course |
The blood is just tomato sauce |
As icebergs go, it’s just the tip |
The start of the apprenticeship |
A short, sharp Glasgow, kiss me quick |
Karate chop and Kung fu kick |
And in the wings the grannies wait |
Doing things that grannies hate |
Queuing to accumulate |
A pittance from the welfare state |
Then back home on a forty four |
Put the chain on, lock the door |
Cross another five bar gate |
Sit and wait |
Don’t open the door don’t talk to strangers |
You’ve not met before |
Your guardian angel will watch over you |
If your guardian angel has got nothing to do |
In space no one can hear you scream |
Because no one’s really listening |
Saint Peter’s got his gates to clean |
And God’s too busy saving queens |
To ever get down off the fence |
And give the meek their inheritance |
So it’s only common sense |
To get yourself some self-defense |
Don’t open the door don’t talk to strangers |
You’ve not met before |
Your guardian angel will watch over you |
If your guardian angel has got nothing to do |
Don’t open the door don’t talk to strangers |
You’ve not met before |
Your guardian angel will watch over you |
If your guardian angel has got nothing to do |
And so we leave this nursery rhyme |
This grizzly gruesome pantomime |
From the cradle to a life of crime and back again |
And now it’s time to say goodbye |