| Greetings from the home of Death
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| A place devoid of hope
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| Where sanity and reason twitch
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| Upon the hangman’s rope
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| Greetings from a nightmare
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| From a place that should not be
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| Where spirits congregate
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| In ectoplasmic revery
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| Welcome to our town
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| You just may find it suits your tastes
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| Until you feel the Reaper’s
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| Clammy breath upon your face
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| Welcome to our home
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| And tell yourself it’s just a dream
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| It’s time for you to die now
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| So enjoy, and pleasant screams
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| MANIAXE
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| Forbidden Crypts
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| We smelled the greasepaint in the air
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| They stumbled into town last night, completely unaware
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| Clad in shirts of mesh and with mascara on their eyes
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| We saw a keyboard player and we knew they had to die
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| They played a show at Ivan’s Inn
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| From underneath the stage we heard the caterwauling din
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| They sang of forests, elves, and trolls
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| The urge to kill them on the spot we barely could control
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| After the show they all got drunk
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| Apparently to celebrate a set that really stunk
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| To the graveyard they predictably paid call
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| These lords of chaos whined about their tour bus being small
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| They spoke of Norway and «the scene»
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| The sound of laughing Ghouls reverberated through the trees
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| «We should take some pictures!» |
| the one in chain mail said
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| «That's it.» |
| Cremator growled, «It's time these idiots were dead.»
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| They scattered like rats when they saw Ghoul attack
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| The drummer was the first to go, a hook in his back
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| Machetes were sinking into painted flesh
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| Carnage and gore soaking leather and mesh
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| The keyboardist begged but Fermentor just laughed
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| We hacked off his hands and then chopped him in half
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| The vocalist was strangled with his very guts
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| His female back-up expired from her cuts
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| Splattering brain pans as a matter of course
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| Violently murdering with no fucking remorse
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| Their bassist, to a boobytrap, paid a toll
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| His head having gained five or six extra holes
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| The blood from his mouth made a hot, steamy treat
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| We savoured the moment, then sawed off his feet
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| Both of the guitarists made a run for the gate
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| Digestor cut them off and sealed their fate
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| One of them cried while the other was killed
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| His tears did no good as his skull was still drilled
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| Slicing and dicing, our fanatic obsession
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| Of slaughtering poseurs, we’ve made a profession
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| In our forbidden…
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| Forbidden crypts!!! |