| Let me introduce you to a very special fiend
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| A twisted hunchback with stringy white hair
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| Peddler of curios and Ghoul benefactor
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| At a dusty little place down the road
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| From our lair
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| His name is of no concern
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| But his wares are of particular interest
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| He sells the most peculiar oddities
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| Its a wonder that his store stays in business
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| Welcome to my shop
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| My little home away from home
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| Take a look around if you dare
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| I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse
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| Curiosities to horrify and scare
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| Horned human skulls
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| Cursed Egyptian scrolls
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| A puzzle box that causes lamentation
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| A cursed monkeys paw
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| And a crucifix that bleeds
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| Part and parcel of my curious vocation
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| Cobweb veils stretch across the room
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| And obscure switch carved from a bone
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| A pull of the lever and the floor opens up
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| Revealing the ostium that leads to our home
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| Creepsylvania is where they all go
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| From our bone riddled dungeon of Horror
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| To a shop specializing in creepy curios
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| Welcome to my shop
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| My little home away from home
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| Take a look around if you dare
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| I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse
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| Curiosities to horrify and scare
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| Horned human skulls
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| Cursed Egyptian scrolls
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| A puzzle box that causes lamentation
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| A cursed monkeys paw
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| And a crucifix that bleeds
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| Part and parcel of my curious vocation
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| Coffins
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| Coffins
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| Coffins
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| Coffins and Curios |