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Date of issue: 23.06.2003
Record label: Tankcrimes
Song language: English
Ghoul Hunter |
One night as I crept through the cemetery gates |
Seeking out the cause of the local mania |
I bespied a ghastly sight, which gave me quite a fright |
The legendary Ghouls of Creepsylvania |
They were moshing to and fro |
And shrieking at the moon, you know |
Howling banshees on a quest for human meat |
I was shocked to see a Ghoul |
That had both eyes pull out a tool |
And chop the head from a body lying at his feet |
My mind was racing as I watched the horrible carnage |
They were stripping the rotten corpse to the bone |
I started to slowly back away in horror |
When the ground gave way beneath me and I fell into the catacombs |
When I came to I was cloaked in darkness |
There was a stench unlike any I had ever smelled before |
I reached out and felt the ground around me |
And my hand went straight into a puddle of gore! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
You can bet your life that you’re going to die! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
We’ll eat you baked, boiled, or fried! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
You’ll look just like the jerk you are! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
We’ll pickle your brain in a jelly jar! |
As I was saying… |
I lit a torch and began to explore |
The tunnels wound and wound for many miles |
There were coffins jutting from the walls and more |
Burning bones, vats of guts, and skulls in piles |
I came to a large room |
And heard an echo in the gloom |
The sound of metal chilled my very bones |
There were riffs the beat the band |
Pounding drums I couldn’t stand |
And the vocalists created shocking tones |
I made my way towards the cacophony |
A crucifix clutched tightly in my fist |
And as I came to the torchlit room |
I saw the shambling fiends getting pissed |
They spotted me and began to shriek and snort |
My cover was blown, so I started to run like mad |
Digestor tackled me to the floor |
And then it started really getting bad |
Ghoul Hunter! |
You can bet your life that you’re going to die! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
We’ll eat you baked, boiled, or fried! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
You’ll look just like the jerk you are! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
We’ll pickle your brain in a jelly jar! |
I was bound and gagged in the dining room |
Surrounded by the funk of fetid breath |
The quartet of maniacs hunched over me |
And forced me to listen to Anthrax and Megadeth |
I struggled in my restraints as they chortled with glee |
While they poked at me and sliced apart my cheek |
My muffled pleading only served to amuse them |
As they expelled a very noxious sort of reek |
I wriggled out of my ropes a bit |
There was a struggle but I managed to prevail |
Ghoul is still out there, haunting the graveyard |
But I escaped and now I’m here to tell my tale |
Ghoul Hunter! |
You can bet your life that you’re going to die! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
We’ll eat you baked, boiled, or fried! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
You’ll look just like the jerk you are! |
Ghoul Hunter! |
We’ll pickle your brain in a jelly jar! |