Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The World's Worst Shrink, artist - Get Well Soon. Date of issue: 23.08.2012
Song language: English
The World's Worst Shrink |
| Well I heard there’s spiders |
| In your living room |
| They crawled in through the joints |
| In the floor |
| Apart from that |
| You say, there is a mole |
| Among your friends or family |
| And there’s free spot in my bed |
| For a dead horse’s head |
| It ain’t hard to gain some trust in human kind |
| It ain’t hard if it’s nothing you expect |
| Sit down, grab a needle, stitch it |
| Frame it, place it on your nightstand |
| It is a golden rule mind it well |
| Self-help books |
| You’re out of luck with me |
| Breath techniques |
| Don’t cross my path now |
| Spiritual guides |
| Spare me the mail |
| You should have |
| Knocked on my door |
| Back when I was weak |
| People tell me that that I’d make |
| The world’s worst shrink |
| I’d moan myself |
| The whole sessions through |
| But when you said last night you went to bed |
| Without the usual crying |
| I thought: Well then, there you go |
| But I won’t quit my job just yet |
| Tarot cards |
| You’re out of luck with me |
| Crystal skulls |
| Don’t cross my path now |
| Doomsday cults |
| Spare me the mail |
| You should have knocked on my door |
| Back when I was weak |
| So then tell me when did sorrow settle here? |
| Occupying your best plushy chair |
| Every night you serve him tears and chocolate |
| Your most secret recipe |
| He is the man of the house |
| It’s his well-earned due |