Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Reviewing the Situation, artist - Georgia Brown. Album song Lionel Bart: Oliver!, in the genre Мюзиклы
Date of issue: 11.12.2010
Record label: Past Classics
Song language: English
Reviewing the Situation |
A man’s got a heart, hasn’t he? |
Joking apart, hasn’t he? |
And tho' I’d be the first one to say that I wasn’t a saint |
I’m finding it hard to be really as black as they paint |
I’m reviewing the situation |
Can a fellow be a villain all his life? |
All the trials and tribulations! |
Better settle down and get myself a wife! |
And a wife would cook and sew for me |
And come for me, and go for me |
And go for me, and nag at me |
The fingers, she would wag at me |
The money she would take me |
A misery, she’d make from me… |
I think I’d better think it out again! |
A wife you can keep, anyway |
I’d rather sleep, anyway |
Left without anyone in the world |
And I’m starting from now! |
So «how to win friends and to influence people» |
So how? |
I’m reviewing the situation |
I must quickly look up everyone I know |
Titled people -- with a station |
Who can help me make a real impressive show! |
I will own a suite at Claridges |
And run a fleet of carriages |
And wave at all the duchesses |
With friendliness, as much as is |
Befitting of my new estate… |
«Good morrow to you, magistrate!» |
Oh |
I think I’d better think it out again! |
So where shall I go -- somebody? |
Who do I know? |
Nobody! |
All my dearest companions |
Have always been villains and thieves… |
So at my time of life |
I should start turning over new leaves? |
I’m reviewing the situation |
If you want to eat -- you’ve got to earn a bob! |
Is it such a humiliation |
For a robber to perform an honest job? |
So a job I’m getting, possibly |
I wonder who my boss’ll be? |
I wonder if he’ll take to me??? |
What bonuses he’ll make to me??? |
I’ll start at eight and finish late |
At normal rate, and all. |
but wait! |
I think I’d better think it out again! |
I think I better start again! |
What happens when I’m seventy? |
Must come a time… seventy |
When you’re old, and it’s cold |
And who cares if you live or you die |
Your one consolation’s the money |
You may have put by… |
I’m reviewing the situation |
I’m a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay! |
You’ll be seeing no transformation! |
But it’s wrong to be a rogue in every way |
I don’t want nobody hurt for me |
Or made to do the dirt for me |
This rotten life is not for me |
It’s getting far too hot for me |
There is no in-between for me |
But who will change the scene for me? |
Don’t want no one to rob for me |
But who will find a job for me |
I think I’d better think it out again! |
Hey! |