| Well who would know
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| The party’s just beginning
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| Party shirt and pants a bit too tight
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| Puts on a show, cause he knows he’ll be winning
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| The answer’s clear, it’s there in black and white
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| It’s closing time, but he is just beginning
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| Eyes open wide and a mouth that won’t relent
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| He’s feeling fine, his head and body’s spinning
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| Hands twitching on, he’s in his element
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| He’s your best mate
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| Can’t stand up straight
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| So let’s celebrate
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt
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| He’s out of breath
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| He’s nearing death
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| He’s at his best
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt
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| Well he’s still there, after the party’s over
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| With half the night, splattered down his front
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| Beer flavoured hair, he’s trying to act sober
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| He starts a fight but it’s just an accident
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| He’s your best mate
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| Can’t stand up straight
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| So let’s celebrate
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt
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| He’s out of breath
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| He’s nearing death
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| He’s at his best
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt
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| Fuckedest cunt
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| Fuckedest cunt
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| World’s fuckedest cunt
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| World’s fuckedest cunt
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| World’s fuckedest cunt
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| He’s your best mate
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| Can’t stand up straight
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| So let’s celebrate
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt
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| He’s out of breath
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| He’s nearing death
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| He’s at his best
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt
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| Obscenely rude
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| Bad attitude
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| Likes to get nude
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt
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| He’s lost his shoe
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| He’s without a clue
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| He’s just like you
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| The world’s fuckedest cunt |