
Date of issue: 25.05.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Fat Wreck Chords
Song language: English
Cunt Act |
If you’re sitting on a flight |
Everybody’s packed in tight |
And you put your seat back |
Cunt act |
And if you’re the only one |
Left alive holding the gun |
In a suicide pact |
Cunt act |
If a local footy team |
Has a party dress-up themed |
And their faces are all blacked |
Cunt act |
If you fuck over the poor |
Hiding your profits offshore |
Just to pay less tax |
Cunt act |
Cunt act |
If they force you to comply |
With another F.O.I |
But the good bits you redact |
Cunt act |
When a boxer lost a fight |
And you tweet him every night |
To remind him of the fact |
When a lumberjack is good |
But you grab the piece of wood |
When he’s just swinging the axe |
Cunt act |
When the witness on a case |
Has a sudden about-face |
And testimony he retracts |
Cunt act |
When you roll a seasoned ham |
At a heap of tomato cans |
Just after they’ve been stacked |
Cunt act |
When your workers have to swear |
They won’t unionise while there |
So they can easily be sacked |
Cunt act |
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Cunt act |
Cunt act |
Woo! |
When your wallet gets racked |
You’re woken after you’ve relaxed |
When your phone screen is cracked |
You dropped your bong after you’ve packed |
When the Feds have got you tracked |
When your credos all got maxed |
You’re still peckish when you’ve snacked |
When you’ve gibed and should have tacked |
Cunt act |
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5000 Cigarettes | 2016 |
When My Baby Smiles at Me I Go to Rehab | 2016 |
Ray Ahn Is My Spirit Animal | 2017 |
You Are Not My Friend | 2016 |
Lead Poisoned Jean | 2003 |
We're Going Out Tonight | 1999 |
Russell Crowe's Band | 2003 |
Bird Attack | 2016 |
I Miss My Lung | 2016 |
Johnny Ramone | 2016 |
Let's Drink a Beer | 2016 |
Coming Home | 2016 |
World's Fuckedest Cunt | 2016 |
Albino Holiday | 1999 |
Mummy Doesn't Know You're a Nazi | 2016 |
Drugged By The Cops | 1999 |
Fuck the System | 2016 |
4 Litres | 2016 |
Pants | 2016 |
Uncle Ken | 2016 |