| I Cant Tell a Lie |
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| I could say that you’re homely |
| Just as homely as pie |
| But this is Washington’s Birthday |
| And I’ve got to say you’re beautiful |
| 'Cause I can’t tell a lie |
| I could say that you’re stupid |
| Nothing up in your crown |
| But this is Washington’s Birthday |
| And the truthful he Of the cherry tree |
| Would look down on me And frown |
| I could say that I hate you if I try |
| But I’ve got to say I love you |
| 'Cause it’s February the twenty-second |
| And I can’t tell a lie |
