Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour, artist - Fred ArmisenDate of issue: 23.07.2020
Song language: English
Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour |
| All right, if we’re ready, then let’s start the tour by saying what they do at |
| the beginning of every Home Alone movie |
| «Kevin!», all right, say it with me «Kelvin! |
| «You guys are a great group |
| I hope the rest of the tour is as good as this |
| Hey, have you noticed how totally fine I am in the vast, vast darkness? |
| So cool, so natural, so natural |
| Okay, good, I’m glad you noticed |
| Now, shh! |
| Let’s pay attention to the tour |
| Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour |
| So, let’s zoom in on a little-known fact |
| Joe Pesci slapped his stunt double here |
| But then they became best friends |
| And everybody called them Double Trouble |
| Molly, slap me in the face |
| No, no, take my picture |
| Little known fact |
| The script once featured a subplot |
| Where the Pigeon Lady helps solve a murder |
| In the Dianna Ross Playground |
| Weirdly the same murder happened |
| A month later in real life so they cut it |
| Get a picture of me by the murder slide |
| Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour |
| So, let’s zoom in on a little-known fact |
| In the film you saw Kevin escaped the bad guys |
| By stowing away on the back of one of these carriages |
| What you didn’t get to see was one of these horses going into labor |
| And Macaulay Culkin delivered that horse baby |
| And they caught it on film but it wasn’t part of the story |
| Now it’s just part of Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour |
| Everybody, sing it |
| Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour |
| Do you want a picture by the carriage? |
| I think I just wanna sit and think about the bigness of everything |