Lyrics Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour - Fred Armisen, Kristen Bell, Tituss Burgess

Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour

All right, if we’re ready, then let’s start the tour by saying what they do at
the beginning of every Home Alone movie
«Kevin!», all right, say it with me «Kelvin!
«You guys are a great group
I hope the rest of the tour is as good as this
Hey, have you noticed how totally fine I am in the vast, vast darkness?
So cool, so natural, so natural
Okay, good, I’m glad you noticed
Now, shh!
Let’s pay attention to the tour
Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour
So, let’s zoom in on a little-known fact
Joe Pesci slapped his stunt double here
But then they became best friends
And everybody called them Double Trouble
Molly, slap me in the face
No, no, take my picture
Little known fact
The script once featured a subplot
Where the Pigeon Lady helps solve a murder
In the Dianna Ross Playground
Weirdly the same murder happened
A month later in real life so they cut it
Get a picture of me by the murder slide
Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour
So, let’s zoom in on a little-known fact
In the film you saw Kevin escaped the bad guys
By stowing away on the back of one of these carriages
What you didn’t get to see was one of these horses going into labor
And Macaulay Culkin delivered that horse baby
And they caught it on film but it wasn’t part of the story
Now it’s just part of Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour
Everybody, sing it
Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour
Do you want a picture by the carriage?
I think I just wanna sit and think about the bigness of everything