Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Once Upon a Time in Scandinavistan, artist - Freak Kitchen. Album song Cooking with Pagans, in the genre Иностранный рокOnce Upon a Time in Scandinavistan |
| Grumpy, tired with eyes blood red |
| Take a breath as the therapist said |
| Bingo-playing sex-workers and curry ooze |
| A molotov cocktail of venereal blues |
| Kama sutra and decomposing seaweed stew |
| Diastolic blood pressure higher than the IQ |
| Shaking, starving, running out of juice |
| Better stop by the tandoori moose |
| Once upon a time in Scandinavistan |
| Illegal propaganda transmission from a submarine |
| Get your head smashed by a feminist teen |
| A public intelligence Officer too tired to be afraid |
| As the anti-socials are gearing up for the parade |
| Colonial law states it’s an utter disgrace |
| Committing Nuisance in a public place |
| Vomit, drunkenness and potent fury |
| There is no cure for the muddy streets of Gautampuri |
| Once upon a time in Scandinavistan |
| Wear helmet! |
| Head is not replaceable |
| Wear helmet! |
| Head is not replaceable |
| Wear helmet! |
| Head is not replaceable |
| Only one head per lifetime… |
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