Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jerk, artist - Freak Kitchen. Album song Spanking Hour, in the genre Иностранный рокDate of issue: 11.03.1996
Record label: TSP-Thunderstruck
Song language: English
Jerk |
| I am into showbiz, I am a road manager |
| D’ya know a sexy chick? |
| I got a pass for her |
| Touring can be boring, but not for me |
| You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby: |
| I fuck with the support band, I remember when |
| We had a shitty little group, called «Freak Kitchen» |
| I’m always in the mode for, let’s say, any kind of dope |
| I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said «nope» |
| Well I couldn’t believe what I just heard |
| The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd |
| The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well |
| If I only had the guts I’d tell 'm: go to hell! |
| Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew |
| To go and get a girl that we all can screw |
| You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite |
| And my wife and kids don’t know hippo-shit |
| I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you |
| I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do |
| I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue |
| I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk |
| An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away |
| I’m a road manager in a giant ashtray |
| And when my conscience knocks on the door |
| I bury myself in horse as a cure |
| And a prostitute, then I shoot some more |
| I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you |
| I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do |
| I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue |
| I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk |