Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Don't Want to Golf , by - Freak Kitchen. Song from the album Cooking with Pagans, in the genre Иностранный рокI Don't Want to Golf |
| You reached a certain age and the panic’s kicking you |
| Stuck in that bunker, running out time |
| Suddlenly aware of your own mortality |
| When that career isn’t exactly a hole in one |
| What you wouldn’t do for a tiny slice of success |
| To boost that place in the bourgeois hierarchy |
| I ain’t you bro |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| Bad for mojo |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| Forever no |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| The symbolism of another shit-expensive club |
| Perhaps the Maruman Majerty Prestigio Driver? |
| And yet you never hit the ball |
| And you most likely never wil… |
| I ain’t you bro |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| Bad for mojo |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| Forever no |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| Fire the caddie |
| Take it out on the wife |
| Thank yout mom and daddy |
| For your miserable life |
| I ain’t you bro |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| Bad for mojo |
| I don’t wanna golf |
| Forever no |
| I don’t wanna golf |
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