Lyrics Entertain Me - Freak Kitchen

Entertain Me

A neighbour stole my VCR
Canґt afford to fill up my car
Itґs been a while since I paid the rent
I wonder where that money went
Fox &Scully just disappeared
Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard
Broke a rib trying to find the bed
The lights are out and the phone is dead
Or is it my head
Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh ґtil I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me Crack a joke ґtil I canґt take no more
My girl is gone and soґs the cat
The junk I eat is making me fat
The virus-scan fucked up last night
While I was jerking off to a neat website
Spent my bucks on apathy
Precious, precious enemy
The landlordґs dog just ate my shoe
My buddyґs busy sniffinґ glue
Iґm thinking about you
Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh ґtil I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me Slip for me ґtil I canґt take no more
Take your hypocritic pointers
And shove (c)m up your ass
Donґt need your condescending attitude
Find somebody else to harass