Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Won Ton On, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Won Ton On |
| Not really harrys voice: |
| Ecuas-nzbe? |
| Thing-fish: |
| Whiff it, boy! |
| whiff it good, now! |
| mammies, step forward n try tgit on down wit |
| dem broadway zombies! |
| dis de closin numbuh, now! |
| moses! |
| git yo brown ass ovuh |
| heah! |
| leave de co-log-nuh alone |
| Minnit. |
| whyntcha go on n cornhole ya some evil prince! |
| I blieve he done evolved |
| to de point where he kin hannle it now! |
| See dat? |
| uh-huh! |
| look like he severely enjoyin it awready! |
| sound like he enjoyin it, too! |
| wuh- oh! |
| I smells trubba! |
| look like he got de eeyah- noosht! |
| aint no two ways about it. |
| The mammies dance tangos with the zombies, (eventually hurling them offstage), |
| the evil prince corn-holes rhonda (who doesnt even notice as she waves her |
| magic-wand fountain pen around for harr |
| Follow), thing-fish snatches up the crab-grass baby and obdewlla (one in each |
| hand), shaking them like maracas, while twirl-dancing around the yard, |
| harry-as- a-boy and the artificial rhonda re Ar, chasing after the infant, quentin robert de nameland corn-holes brown moses. |
| opal rides the bull while francesco gives her an enema. |
| the nativity box |
| rotates erratically, deli- vering dutch |
| Ts who offer onions to the audience. |
| Thing-fish: |
| fo yall departs, I jes wish to say in conclu- sium, as matters o dis gravity |
| genrally re- quire some type o philosomical post-scription, dat what yall have |
| witnessed heah tonight were a t Tory — only de names o de potatoes have been changed to protect de innocent. |
| Galoot co-log-nuh! |
| dont buy it, peoples! |
| dis have been a public service |
| ernouncemint. |
| wave good-night to de white folks, dewlla! |
| A conga-line is formed. |
| they all exit through the audience, except for |
| francesco, thing-fish &sister obdewlla x (the crab-grass baby has been returned |
| to harry-as-a-boy and artificial rh Rhonda: |
| This is symbolism, harry! |
| Harry: |
| …not the stuff that freckles lets out! |
| Rhonda: |
| This is symbolism! |
| really deep, intense, thought-provoking broadway symbolism. |
| really modern, harry… |
| Harry: |
| Take your hand off that chain, honey! |
| Rhonda: |
| Fuck that briefcases… |
| Harry: |
| …not the briefcase… |