Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cosmik Debris, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Cosmik Debris |
| The Mystery Man came over |
| An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" |
| He said, for a nominal service charge, |
| I could reach nervonna t'nite |
| If I was ready, willing 'n able |
| To pay him his regular fee |
| He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs |
| And devote His Attention to me |
| But I said... |
| Look here brother, |
| Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? |
| (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) |
| Look here brother, |
| Don't you waste your time on me |
| The Mystery Man got nervous |
| An' he fidget around a bit |
| He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe |
| An' he whipped out a shaving kit |
| Now, I thought it was a razor |
| An' a can of foamin' goo |
| But he told me right then when the top popped open |
| There was nothin' his box won't do |
| With the oil of Afro-dytee |
| An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo |
| He said: |
| "You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!" |
| An' I said... |
| Look here brother, |
| Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? |
| (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?) |
| Look here brother, |
| Don't you waste your time on me |
| Don't waste yer time... |
| I've got troubles of my own, I said |
| An' you can't help me out |
| So take your meditations an' your preparations |
| An' ram it up yer snout |
| "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said |
| An' held it to the light |
| So I snatched it |
| All away from him |
| An' I showed him how to do it right |
| I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head |
| So I'd look like I was Deep |
| I said some Mumbo Jumbos then |
| An' told him he was goin' to sleep |
| I robbed his rings |
| An' pocket watch |
| An' everything else I found |
| I had that sucker hypnotized |
| He couldn't even make a sound |
| I proceeded to tell him his future then |
| As long as he was hanging around, |
| I said |
| "The price of meat has just gone up |
| An' yer ol' lady has just gone down..." |
| Look here brother, |
| Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? |
| (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) |
| Don't you know, |
| You could make more money as a butcher, |
| So don't you waste your time on me |
| (Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me...) |
| Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm |
| SSHONTAY |