| What’s a girl like you
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| Doin' in a place like this?
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| I left my place after midnight
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| And I came to this hall
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| Me and my girlfriend, we came here
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| Lookin' to ball
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| You came to the right place
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| This is it
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| This is the swingin'-est place
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| In New York City
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| NO SHIT!
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| How true that is!
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| Oh, how true indeed
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| Yeah, me and my,
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| Me and my girlfriend, we come here
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| Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that
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| Hot romance we need
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| We like to get it on-
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| Do you like to get it on, too?
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| Well now, what did you have in mind?
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| Well, I’ll tell ya
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| Well I get off bein' juked
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| With a baby octopus
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| And spewed upon with creamed corn…
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| An' my girlfriend, she digs it
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| With a hot Yoo-hoo bottle
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| While somebody’s screamin':
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| CORKS 'N SAFETIES
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| PIGS 'N DONKEYS
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| ALICE COOPER, baby…
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| WAAAAH!
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| Well, it gets me so hot
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| I could scream
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| ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! |
| WAAAAH!
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| ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! |
| WAAAAH!
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| You two chicks sound real far out and groovy
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| Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
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| Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa…
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| Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!)
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| Wall-mounted TV screens
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| Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall
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| Formica’s really keen!
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| (What kind of girl?)
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| What kind of girl do you think we are?
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| (What kind of girl?)
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| What kind of girl do you think we are?
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| (I ain’t no groupie)
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| Don’t call us groupies
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| That is going too far
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| (What kind of girl?)
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| We wouldn’t ball you
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| Just because you’re a star
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| These girls wouldn’t let just anybody
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| Spew on their vital parts
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| They want a guy from a group
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| With a big hit single in the charts!
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| Funny you should mention it
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| Our new single made the charts this week
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| With a bullet!
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| With a bullet!
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| Just let me put a little more
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| Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
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| And you can show me how
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| A young girl such as you
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| Might be thrilled and
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| Overwhelmed by me, ho-ho…
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| What hotel did you say you were staying at?
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| Wanna split right away?
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| Not so fast, you silly boy…
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| There’s one thing I gotta say
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| We want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
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| We want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
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| We want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts
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| We want a guy from a group who’s got a thing in the charts |