Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song What Kind Of Girl?, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
What Kind Of Girl? |
| What’s a girl like you |
| Doin’in a Motel like this? |
| 'I left my place after midnight, |
| When I first got the call… |
| The escort service I work for |
| Said you wanted it ALL!' |
| Well, you came to the right place -- this is it! |
| I got the most sanctified johnson in all 'o Louisiana! |
| No shit! |
| 'How true that is!' |
| How true, indeed Llama! |
| 'The other whores at the service said |
| You helped fulfull their need! |
| I like to get right down… |
| Do you like to get right down too?' |
| Well, what did you have in mind? |
| 'Well, I get off being spoo-ed upon |
| By hypocritical TV Preachers |
| With close ties to the Republican Party, |
| While Ed Meese wipes his ass |
| On the U.S. Constitution, screamin'… |
| 'I don’t think so -- |
| can’t remember -- |
| I just could never do that --'' |
| That gets me so hot I could scream: |
| 'Can't remember: don’t remember who… |
| Wrote the memo, or to whom it’s to…' |
| Your escort service is real far-out 'n groovy -- |
| Ever been to the Texas Motel? |
| Let me take you dow-how-how-how-how-how-hownnnnn! |
| Magic Jesus by the bed, |
| Wall mounted TV screen, |
| My church plugged into the gravy train, |
| And Reagan keeps me clean! |
| What kind of girl? |
| What kind of girl would suck his rod? |
| What kind of girl? |
| What kind of girl would suck his rod? |
| (A lazy prostitute!) |
| We wouldn’t blow you just because you know 'GOD'! |
| What kind of girl? |
| What kind of girl would suck his rod? |
| This unfortunate little vixen wouldn’t let just ANYBODY |
| Spoo all over her lap -- |
| She wants an ignorant Cracker Evangelist |
| Who’s reciting all that crapp… |