Lyrics This Is All Wrong - Frank Zappa

This Is All Wrong

Moon: This is all wrong.
This is all wrong
FZ: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to
apply for a job
Spider: Some of them wear these jackets that are made out of polished animal
skins.
It’s called leather
John: Leather?
Monica: Oh, and their tight black pants
Spider: It’s sort of like plastic, only it’s made out of animals
Larry: It’s sad, ain’t it?
Monica: Yeah
Larry: Um, you can’t win 'em all
Moon: Oh!
Mike: Sweetheart.
.
Moon: What?
Mike: If we go to the.
.. we could probably be alone
Moon: Yeah
Ali: Wo?
Moon:.
.. could drink coffee.
.
Ali: Ja!
Kaffe war a scho guat, aba des is a Klavier.
.
Mike: I want some soul food.
.
Moon:.
.. it’s a heartbeat and it feels like a.
.
Mike: Have you seen «Jungle Fever»?
Moon:.
.. a big.
.
Ali: Ha, ha gordum once, sinemaya gittim ben.
.
Mike: «Jungle Fever.»
The girl with the big butt?
Ali: Bak, bu piyanonun icinde nereden sinema buldun sen?
Moon: This must have been what the brochure was talking about.
They said you’d.
.. you’d feel a.
.. a kind of a serenity.
.. a feeling of peace of.
..
of.
.
Mike: Hey, why, why don’t you shut up?!
Ali: Cocuklar, siz saatlerce kahveden birsey anlatiyorsunuz, ama burada.
..
ah, bunlarda acayip sarkilar soyluyorlar.
.. acayip, degilmi?
Yagmurda basliyor.
.
Moon:.
.. entering into a different realm.
.. I can’t remember the name of
it.
.
Mike: Hey, yo man.
.. I don’t like all this waterfall action
Moon:.
.. and I guess that’s where most of the part of it’s.
.. I. ..
guess it’s all about resolving past crime and everything.
.. and.
.. also.
.. about.
.
Ali: Bence.
.
Mike: Hey, yo, hey.
.. this ain’t the «Blue Lagoon»!
What the hell.
..
this ain’t «I Dream of Jeanie»
Ali: Bu pianonun icinde bir.
.. meyhane gibi birsey yapmak lazim, yani,
piano guzel bir sey ama,.
.. bende seni hic anlamiyorum abi.
.
Mike: What?
Man, man, I’m gonna close off communications if you don’t start
speaking the language, Jack!