Lyrics Telephone Conversation - Frank Zappa, The Mothers

Telephone Conversation

Pam: Well.
.. operator?
Hold for a minute, please.
.
FZ: Hello?
Operator: Yes, sir.
.
FZ: Ah, can you call 678−9866?
Operator: Same area code?
FZ: Yes
Operator: Right
FZ: Is that Vicki?
Pam: Yeah.
.. He’s gonna bump you off yet, he’s got a gun, you know.
..
(heh heh heh. . .) If he didn’t get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won’t get you
here
Vicki: Hello?
Pam: Vicki?
Vicki: Yeah
Pam: What’s happening?
Vicki: Listen: your father has called me up this.
.
Pam: Now look, just don’t panic but just tell me.
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Vicki: I’m not panicking!
Pam: OK
Vicki: I think my phone’s tapped too
Pam: Well don’t worry, that’s quite alright
Vicki: Alright.
.. Your father called me up this afternoon
Pam: Just a sec.
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