Lyrics I'm The Slime - Frank Zappa, The Mothers

I'm The Slime

I am gross and perverted
IЂ™m obsessed Ђ™n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you canЂ™t look away
I make you think IЂ™m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozinЂ™ out
From your tv set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we donЂ™t need you
DonЂ™t got for help… no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
ThatЂ™s right, folks.
DonЂ™t touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
OozinЂ™ along on your livinЂ™room floor
I am the slime from your video
CanЂ™t stop the slime, people, lookit me go